Curly Suicide

Position: Jammer/Pivot/Blocker
Number: .08
Height: 5'2"

Distinguishing Characteristics: a blonde afro, an eerie growl, a foul temper and extraordinary strong jaws

Likes: Hitting people in the face

Dislikes: Your Mom

Injuries Sustained: Torn calf muscle, 3 torn ligaments, pride

Penalties/fueds/bad behavior: Fought entire PDF team and lived to tell about it. (my kidneys still hurt, Chola!)

Awards: Crowd Favorite 2008, Best Rookie Nominee 2008, Best Fight Nominee 2008, All Scar Army 2009

Favorite Derby Moment: Getting hit so hard I flew out of the track and landed in the VIP section

Favorite Fan: "The Wigs" and my Dad

Outside interests: Tackling people when their not looking

Hidden Talent: Ping Pong, Chinese Star Throwing and Keg Stands